Everything is important!

During one of my system studies, I had a customer who told me all her requirements are important.

"This request for A is important!"
"This request for B is important!"
"This request for C is also important!"

If everything is important, there is nothing is important, since everything has it's own level of imporatance!

As a friend and a colleague...

C ask me before he leave the company, "Do you think I should leave the company?"
I told him, "As a friend, I would like you to leave. This company has nothing left for you! It doesn't know how to take care of you! As a colleague, I would like you to stay... I cannot afford to spend time to train another guy!"

C made his choice and left the company.

W-H-E-R-E D-O Y-O-U S-T-A-Y ?

First date with a girl.

I ask her "Where do you stay?"
She replied " I stay with my mother-in-law!"
"I ask you where you stay, not who you stay with!"

I never go out with a girl with a mother-in-law again!